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Funny Cat Cutting Board – This Is Where I Murder Vegetables – Engraved Bamboo, Acacia or Walnut Board – Cat Lover Gift

Funny Cat Cutting Board – This Is Where I Murder Vegetables – Engraved Bamboo, Acacia or Walnut Board – Cat Lover Gift

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A little kitchen attitude for the cook who loves cats. Featuring a grumpy feline holding a knife and the phrase “This Is Where I Murder Vegetables,” this engraved cutting board brings humor to meal prep, serving, and kitchen display.

Choose your favorite board style for a gift that’s practical, personal to the cat lover in your life, and a little sarcastic.

Choose Your Board

  • Bamboo: a lighter tone with a clean, natural look
  • Acacia: warm tones with distinctive grain and contrasting light and dark areas
  • Walnut: rich brown tones with natural grain and occasional darker knots
  • Available styles and dimensions are shown in the listing photos
  • Select your preferred board from the dropdown menu
  • Artwork is scaled to suit the selected board

Gift Packaging Included

  • Arrives in a kraft gift box with crinkle paper, ready for gifting

Perfect Gift For

  • Cat lovers and proud cat parents
  • Home cooks with a sarcastic sense of humor
  • Friends who enjoy cooking and entertaining
  • Birthdays, Christmas, and gift exchanges
  • Hosts, coworkers, and hard-to-shop-for family members

Why You’ll Love It

  • Detailed cat artwork with a wonderfully unimpressed expression
  • Permanent laser engraving
  • Your choice of bamboo, acacia, or walnut
  • A practical board that also makes a fun kitchen display

Product Details

  • Includes one cutting board in your selected material and style
  • Front design reads: “This Is Where I Murder Vegetables”
  • Board shape, features, and dimensions vary by selection, so please review the listing photos
  • Engraving color and contrast vary naturally with the material
  • Photo props are not included

Please Note

  • Due to natural wood grain, each board will have unique variations in tone and pattern
  • Engraving is permanent and may vary in darkness with the natural grain
  • Hand wash only. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher
  • Apply food-grade mineral oil periodically to help maintain your board

Care Instructions

  • Clean gently with mild soap and water
  • Dry promptly after washing
  • Store in a dry area away from prolonged heat and moisture
  • Avoid cutting directly over the artwork to help preserve the engraved details

How to Order

  • Review the board styles and dimensions in the listing photos
  • Select your preferred board
  • Confirm your shipping address and complete checkout
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