{"product_id":"extra-large-funny-cat-cutting-board-oversized-bamboo-board-this-is-where-i-murder-vegetables-cat-lover-gift-optional-back-engraving-437081463","title":"Extra Large Funny Cat Cutting Board – This Is Where I Murder Vegetables – Oversized Engraved Bamboo Board – Cat Lover Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eA grumpy cat with serious kitchen duties. This oversized bamboo cutting board features our “This Is Where I Murder Vegetables” design, a little attitude for everyday meal prep, serving, and kitchen display.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGift it to your favorite cat-loving cook, or claim it for your own kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eOversized Bamboo Board\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 19.75\" × 15\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: natural bamboo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerous surface for chopping, prepping, and serving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJuice groove around the edge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis listing includes the oversized bamboo board only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eGift Packaging Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArrives in a gift box, ready for gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCat lovers who enjoy cooking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends with a sarcastic sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHome cooks and vegetable-chopping enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays, Christmas, and host gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA practical, and funny, gift exchange\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA detailed grumpy cat illustration paired with playful kitchen humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOversized dimensions with plenty of usable space\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUseful for food prep, serving, or displaying in the kitchen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes one oversized bamboo cutting board\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront engraving: “This Is Where I Murder Vegetables” with cat artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural bamboo tones and engraving contrast vary from board to board\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhoto props are not included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDue to natural wood grain, each board will have unique variations in tone and pattern\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEngraving is permanent and may vary in darkness with the natural grain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApply food-grade mineral oil periodically to help maintain your board\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash gently with mild soap and water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry promptly after washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStore in a dry area away from prolonged heat and moisture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid cutting directly over the engraved artwork to help preserve its appearance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Etched Moment","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48205252296860,"sku":"GFT444","price":67.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/5229\/0460\/files\/d06dd741-aeb1-4df5-8d63-c2ef2690b92b-copy.jpg?v=1793474068","url":"https:\/\/etchedmoment.com\/products\/extra-large-funny-cat-cutting-board-oversized-bamboo-board-this-is-where-i-murder-vegetables-cat-lover-gift-optional-back-engraving-437081463","provider":"Etched Moment","version":"1.0","type":"link"}